Saturday Night

So lets get in the story tellin' mood...khe khem...
so chillin in tha house, about 16:00 Spud calls me and says that the house is free
and I should come down, coZ there might be something goin down, so
I said shit, gimme a hour got some $ and grabbed my BMX and 15min later and 4-5 Shwayze chill tunes later Im in Northallerton, So stopped by Zetland and gor 4 cans of Tetleys bitter.
went to Spuds drank em than we got 3 litres of cidRE not cidER!
and shit this story is still fuckin boring, but wait it kicks in in a bit...lol
Mint will probably go oh hit Maris and his bullshit detailed writing, babes it's called good memory ;DD
So anyways on with it Spuds Ex came round like 2 weeks after she dumped him and asked to get her some crates of beer and some shitty vodka and juice shit. So eventually after chillin in Spuds room blasting out Mann and 50cent, Comptons most wanted she told us to fuck off in the garden since it's a hot sunny day so we did. Spuds sister joined us and she had just been dumped by her boyfriend Jordan...
and she was crying and all that, so I worked my magic;D
gave her some Cadburys chocolate I bought earlier and yee, soughted...lol
So she started reading Jokes "What do you call a women with her tung sticking out?
A lesbian with a hardon ;D" "What does a Rubik cube have comon with a cock? The longer you play with them the harder they get...." etc...  weird shit, they were laughing to fuck...yeee
so anyways so now Chantels (spuds ex) brother shows up "Bendelo" and hes ready to go to club, and is waiting for Scott...so eventually, fuck it this is getting too long after they left and than returned we all were ready to go, but of course the girls had to get ready......so we waited.....and waited....and guess what?
we waited....meanwhile got sicked for club and got ourselves prepared and warmed up with "Gimme tha loot" "Live and dien in LA" "Black and Yellow" "Hood took me under" etc.
so now in the club the maddest DJ ever! DJ Principle was in the house! and shit was jumpin of, staright up!
black dreaded guy goin mental on turntables, man that guy played all from Chasing status and Rhianna to Wiz Khalifa eminem and Nirvana shit was poppin! I asked him and he put on Mobb Deep! Fuckin rights man!
So Spud suverely wasted Dancing round the floor like a psycho, man just watchin him makes you Buzz!
Scott fucked from Weed, Booze, KET, MEF, Speed and WIZ obviously was fuckin otta it (im not shittin you) Bendelo, losing his shit riding on a WKD bottle bull thingy in da club, Spuds Sister vanished from 11:00
Till 03:15 when we left.... And than shit stared fuckin up when Chantel stared dancing wit other guys, Spud was goin mad about to kill someone, me and scott stoppin him he felt like he had been fucked over co he payed for her to enter bought her all the drinks and she just fucks off....Wtf??!
Anyway so b about 1:40am Im shit faced and start goin mental on the stage area wit spud, Scott and a suverely overweight guy in a havanna style shirt and few lasses, and the DJ just looked at me and put on WIz Khalifa-Black and yellow/mint mate! so at this point lose my hat and sort off set in to a moshpit sorta mode....all the lights in ya face, bass kickin people everywherepretty sick, most people were dressed like animals and there where some pole dancersall roud the club (not strippers...) oh I think the club was called "Bongo" and yea Scott was drinking random drinks...and yea...night almost ended wit a fight when Scott threatened to knock this guy out eem Chantel disapeared, Bendelo not seen since eem and me n Spud went to his about 4:00 all I hear is Spuds ring tone as we were almost asleep "yee, its my time now you get me fuckin cunts! yee you best listen up ye?"
just before the tune drops he answers and after a 25 or so minute argument Chantel comes round and we finally go to sleep... anyways this is shit as fuck, but I cant express the energy in this text. ;] junno

4 of the tunes he put on. :)